Dup\u0103 25 de ani de c\u0103s\u0103torie, \u00eentr-o zi, Ion \u0219i-a privit so\u021bia \u0219i i-a spus:
\u2013 Iubirea mea, acum 25 ani st\u0103team cu chirie, aveam o ma\u0219in\u0103 ieftin\u0103,
dormeam pe o canapea \u0219i ne uitam la un televizor alb-negru,
dar \u00een fiecare noapte dormeam alaturi de o blond\u0103 frumoas\u0103 de 25 ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acum avem o cas\u0103 mare, o ma\u0219in\u0103 bun\u0103, un pat mare, un LCD, dar dorm cu o femeie de 50 ani!
Fiind o femeie \u00eenteleapt\u0103, so\u021bia lui Ion i-a r\u0103spuns:
\u2013 Tu du-te \u0219i caut\u0103 o blond\u0103 frumoas\u0103 de 25 ani, c\u0103 eu m\u0103 voi
ocupa ca tu s\u0103 stai din nou cu chirie, s\u0103 conduci o ma\u0219in\u0103 ieftin\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 dormi pe o canapea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merg doi soti scotieni in luna de miere
la un restaurant chinezesc.
Cand vede chelnerul ca mananca doar sotul o intreaba pe sotia acestuia:
\u2013 Doamna, dumneavoastra de ce nu mancati, sunt probleme cu mancarea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ah, nicidecum, astept ca sa termine sotul meu pentru a-mi imprumuta proteza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La \u015fcoal\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenca doi iepuri <\/strong>\u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri, c\u00e2\u0163i iepuri vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u015eapte, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Profesoara nervoas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 N-ai \u00een\u0163eles Buli\u015for, fii atent: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau dou\u0103 mere <\/strong>\u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, c\u00e2te mere vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 \u015ease doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 P\u0103i vezi, \u015fi atunci de unde \u0163i-a dat \u0163ie \u015fapte iepuri?!\u2013 P\u0103i mai am unul\u00a0acas\u0103\u00a0<\/strong>doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dup\u0103 25 de ani de c\u0103s\u0103torie, \u00eentr-o zi, Ion \u0219i-a privit so\u021bia \u0219i i-a spus:\u2013 Iubirea mea, acum 25 ani st\u0103team cu chirie, aveam o ma\u0219in\u0103 ieftin\u0103,dormeam pe o canapea \u0219i ne uitam la un televizor alb-negru,dar \u00een fiecare noapte dormeam alaturi de o blond\u0103 frumoas\u0103 de 25 ani. Acum avem o cas\u0103 mare, o … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1149,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}