{"id":1141,"date":"2024-05-31T11:48:07","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T11:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1141"},"modified":"2024-05-31T11:48:07","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T11:48:07","slug":"ion-vine-acasa-si-il-gaseste-pe-bula-in-patul-lui-maria-marie-ce-i-cu-asta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1141","title":{"rendered":"Ion vine acasa si il gaseste pe Bula in patul lui Maria. &#8211; Marie, ce-i cu asta&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ion vine acasa si il gaseste pe Bula in patul lui Maria.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> &#8211; Marie, ce-i cu asta in pat la noi ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> &#8211; Ioane uite am gasit lampa asta si dupa ce am frecat-o a iesit un duh din ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> Ia Ion lampa si o freaca, iese duhul si ii spune sa isi puna o dorinta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> &#8211; Vreau 1 milion de Lire. Duhul se conformeaza si Ion se trezeste inconjurat de fire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> &#8211; Marie io cred ca duhul asta e surd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Da ce Ioane tu crezi ca mi-am dorit o Bula ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip este oprit pentru vitez\u0103:<br>\u2212 Domnul poli\u021bist, pot s\u0103 explic!<br>\u2212 Nu explici nimic, hai la sec\u021bie!<br>\u2212 Domnule, dar este o situa\u021bie\u2026<br>\u2212 Nu vreau s\u0103 aud, hai la sec\u021bie!<br>Ajung la sec\u021bie, tipul tot \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei zic\u0103 ceva, poli\u021bistul nu \u00eel las\u0103 s\u0103 zic\u0103 nimic.<br>\u00cel bag\u0103 \u00eentr-o celul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2212 Te bag aici p\u00e2n\u0103 vine domnul ofi\u021ber \u0219i atunci vedem ce facem!<br>\u2212 Apropo de asta\u2026<br>\u2212 B\u0103 taci, nu avem ce discuta!<br>Dup\u0103 o vreme, vine din nou poli\u021bistul \u0219i \u00eei zice:<br>\u2212 Oricum ai noroc, c\u0103 domnu\u2019 ofi\u021ber o s\u0103 vin\u0103 binedispus, e plecat la nunta fiicei.<br>\u2212 M\u0103 \u00eendoiesc, eu sunt ginerele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule poli\u021bist, cineva mi-a furat bicicleta!<br>\u2013 Era \u00eenc\u0103 bun\u0103?<br>\u2013 Da, mergeam cu ea la lucru.<br>\u2013 A\u021bi avut clopo\u021bel la ea?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Fr\u00e2n\u0103 de m\u00e2na?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Faruri?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Atunci trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u021bi o amend\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Test de italiana la politisti. Examinatorul, un colonel de politie, \u00eel \u00eentreaba pe unul din politisti:<br>\u2013 Come ti chiamo?<br>La care acesta raspunde:<br>\u2013 Ma per che?<br>\u2013 Maperche si mai cum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion vine acasa si il gaseste pe Bula in patul lui Maria. &#8211; Marie, ce-i cu asta in pat la noi ? &#8211; Ioane uite am gasit lampa asta si dupa ce am frecat-o a iesit un duh din ea. 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