{"id":1130,"date":"2024-05-31T08:33:26","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1130"},"modified":"2024-05-31T08:33:26","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:33:26","slug":"sotul-sotia-si-o-tanara-atragatoare-iau-impreuna-liftul-deodata-tanara-se-intoarce-brusc-si-il","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1130","title":{"rendered":"So\u021bul, so\u021bia \u0219i o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 atr\u0103g\u0103toare iau \u00eempreun\u0103 liftul. Deodat\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103ra se \u00eentoarce brusc si il"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>So\u021bul, so\u021bia \u0219i o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 atr\u0103g\u0103toare iau \u00eempreun\u0103 liftul.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deodat\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103ra se \u00eentoarce brusc \u0219i \u00eel plesne\u0219te pe b\u0103rbat.<br>\u2013 Nu \u021bi-e ru\u0219ine, porcule? \u00cen fa\u021ba so\u021biei?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Liftul se opre\u0219te, iar t\u00e2n\u0103ra iese. So\u021bul, palid, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-i explice nevestei.<br>\u2013 Maria, \u00ee\u021bi jur\u2026<br>\u2013 \u0218tiu, eu am m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat-o!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O\u00a0<strong>blond\u0103\u00a0<\/strong>\u00ee\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte ma\u015fina din parcare cu\u00a0<strong>portiera\u00a0<\/strong>\u00eenfundat\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;Un trec\u0103tor binevoitor o sf\u0103tuie\u015fte s\u0103 sufle \u00een \u0163eava de&nbsp;<strong>e\u015fapament&nbsp;<\/strong>p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd portiera revine la forma ini\u0163ial\u0103. Blonda nu st\u0103 mult pe g\u00e2nduri \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 sufle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen timp ce era \u00een plin\u0103 activitate, o alt\u0103 blonda o vede \u015fi o intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce faci drag\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Suflu ca s\u0103 \u00eendrept portiera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vai drag\u0103, fraier\u0103 mai e\u015fti! N-o s\u0103 reu\u015fe\u015fti niciodat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De ce, drag\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai nu vezi drag\u0103 ca ai\u00a0ferestrele\u00a0deschise!?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La gradina zoologica, animalele discuta despre venirea vacantei:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Spune-mi\u00a0<strong>girafa<\/strong>, unde pleci tu \u00een vacanta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ei bine, eu am\u00a0<strong>g\u00e2tul\u00a0<\/strong>lung, sotia mea are g\u00e2tul lung si\u00a0<strong>copiii\u00a0<\/strong>mei la fel au g\u00e2tul lung. Si cum nu ne place sa iesim \u00een evidenta vom merge \u00een Africa, acolo unde sunt si alte girafe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar tu,\u00a0<strong>ursule\u00a0<\/strong>polar, tu unde mergi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Pai eu am blana groasa, sotia mea la fel are blana groasa si copiii tot asa. Si cum nu ne place sa iesim \u00een evidenta vom merge la\u00a0<strong>Polul Nord<\/strong>, acolo unde sunt si alti ursi polari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Dar tu, crocodilule, unde mergi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ei bine, eu am o gura mare, sotia mea are o gura mare si copiii mei au gura mare, Si cum nu ne place sa iesim \u00een evidenta vom merge \u00een\u00a0<strong>Oltenia<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So\u021bul, so\u021bia \u0219i o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 atr\u0103g\u0103toare iau \u00eempreun\u0103 liftul.&nbsp; Deodat\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103ra se \u00eentoarce brusc \u0219i \u00eel plesne\u0219te pe b\u0103rbat.\u2013 Nu \u021bi-e ru\u0219ine, porcule? \u00cen fa\u021ba so\u021biei?! Liftul se opre\u0219te, iar t\u00e2n\u0103ra iese. 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