{"id":1123,"date":"2024-05-31T05:15:26","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T05:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2024-05-31T05:15:26","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T05:15:26","slug":"bai-unde-esti-ai-luat-o-pe-mama-de-la-salon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1123","title":{"rendered":"Bai, unde esti? Ai luat-o pe mama de la salon?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>-Bai, unde esti?\u00a0<br>Ai luat-o pe mama de la salon?<br>-Am luat-o, iubire. E cu mine in masina!\u00a0<br>-Cu cine esti , ma , in masina? M-a sunat mama acum si mi-a zis ca ai luat o femeie de la salon si ai plecat cu ea.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Vai de mine! Am luat alta femeie!?<br>Ma miram eu de ce e asa amabila cu mine si ma imbratiseaza. Iubire, o putem pastra pe asta?<br>-Da jos pitipoanca din masina si du-te dupa mama ACUM!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TOARELE BANCURI\u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie de 30 de ani se afla la o intalnire cu un barbat pe care-l cunoscuse pe un site de matrimoniale. Dupa ce se cunosc ei mai bine, femeia ii spune printre suspine:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Sunt devastata! Am ramas vaduva de 3 ori.<br>\u2013 Cum se poate? Nu pot sa cred, se mira barbatul.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Cum asa, ai avut trei soti si au murit toti trei?<br>\u2013 Da, din pacate.<br>\u2013 Dar cum s-a intamplat o asemenea nenorocire?<br>\u2013 Pai, primii doi s-au otravit cu ciuperci\u2026\u00a0<br>\u2013 Dumnezeule, si al treilea ce a patit?\u00a0<br>\u2013 A murit din cauza unui traumatism cranian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Cum asa?<br>\u2013 Pai, nu voia sa manance ciuperci\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Nevasta unui preot nu prea bogat, vine de la ora\u015f cu o rochie nou\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>C\u00e2nd vede chitan\u0163a de 400 de lei, preotul ia foc:<br>\u2013 Eu pun bani deoparte s\u0103 avem m\u00e2ncare \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163in casa, iar tu?\u00a0<br>\u2013 B\u0103rbate, nu m-am putut ab\u0163ine, tenta\u0163ia era prea mare.<br>Ca \u015fi cum un demon mi-ar fi \u015foptit: \u201cI\u0163i st\u0103 bine! I\u0163i st\u0103 bine!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 P\u0103i \u015fi de ce n-ai zis cum te-am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at eu: \u201c\u00cendep\u0103rteaz\u0103-te satan\u0103 de mine!\u201d\u00a0<br>\u2013 A\u015fa am zis, dar el a continuat: \u201c\u015ei de la distan\u0163\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 bine!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Bai, unde esti?\u00a0Ai luat-o pe mama de la salon?-Am luat-o, iubire. E cu mine in masina!\u00a0-Cu cine esti , ma , in masina? M-a sunat mama acum si mi-a zis ca ai luat o femeie de la salon si ai plecat cu ea.\u00a0 \u2013 Vai de mine! Am luat alta femeie!?Ma miram eu de ce &#8230; <a title=\"Bai, unde esti? 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