{"id":1105,"date":"2024-05-30T16:03:05","date_gmt":"2024-05-30T16:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1105"},"modified":"2024-05-30T16:03:05","modified_gmt":"2024-05-30T16:03:05","slug":"bula-la-brat-cu-o-domnita-super-model-intra-intr-unul-dintre-cele-mai-scumpe-magazine-de-blanuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1105","title":{"rendered":"Bul\u0103, la bra\u021b cu o domni\u021b\u0103 super-model, intr\u0103 \u00eentr-unul dintre cele mai scumpe magazine de bl\u0103nuri."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong><em>Bul\u0103, la bra\u021b cu o domni\u021b\u0103 super-model, intr\u0103 \u00eentr-unul dintre cele mai scumpe magazine de bl\u0103nuri.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>\u2013 Ar\u0103ta\u021bi-mi cea mai scump\u0103 hain\u0103 de blan\u0103 pe care o ave\u021bi \u00een v\u00e2nzare.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>V\u00e2nz\u0103torul bucuros, pleac\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eentoarce cu o hain\u0103 extraordinar\u0103 din blan\u0103 de tigru siberian.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>Acesta este cel mai scump articol al nostru \u0219i cost\u0103 20 de mii de euro \u2013 spune v\u00e2nz\u0103torul.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>\u2013 Nici o problem\u0103! Imediat v\u0103 scriu un cec.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>\u2013 Foarte bine, dar deoarece azi este s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i nu putem confirma cec-ul la banc\u0103, o s\u0103 veni\u021bi luni s\u0103 ridica\u021bi haina<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>Pleac\u0103 ei, iar luni b\u0103rbatul vine la magazin. V\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l, v\u00e2nz\u0103torul a izbucnit:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>\u2013 Ar trebui s\u0103 v\u0103 fie ru\u0219ine s\u0103 mai veni\u021bi pe aici! Contul dvs. este gol!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>Tipul z\u00e2mbind, \u00eei \u00eentinde 20 de euro \u0219i zice:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>\u2013 Am venit doar s\u0103-\u021bi mul\u021bumesc pentru una din cele mai frumoase seri din via\u021ba mea.\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Alte bancuri amuzante cu Bul\u0103<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>El cu ea stau in pat in noaptea nun\u021bii.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Bul\u0103 \u00eei spune:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Draga mea, eu am \u00eencredere \u00een tine, nu te voi urm\u0103ri, verifica, etc, dar dac\u0103 te prind c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0219eli, te ciufulesc pe loc.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Bubulina:- Da, iubitule\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Deci, ai \u00een\u021beles?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Sigur!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Ce ai \u00een\u021beles?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 S\u0103 nu m\u0103 prinzi\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201e\u2013 Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 o so\u021bie ideal\u0103?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Bul\u0103:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Cum s\u0103-\u021bi explic? So\u021bia ideal\u0103 este acea fiin\u021b\u0103 care \u00eel ajut\u0103 pe so\u021b s\u0103 ias\u0103 din ni\u0219te necazuri pe care el nu le-ar fi avut dac\u0103 nu s-ar fi c\u0103s\u0103torit.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Bul\u0103, care este diferen\u021ba dintre COMPLET \u0219i TERMINAT?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Dac\u0103 te c\u0103s\u0103tore\u0219ti cu persoana potrivit\u0103, e\u0219ti COMPLET. Dac\u0103 te c\u0103s\u0103tore\u0219ti, \u00eens\u0103, cu persoana nepotrivit\u0103, e\u0219ti TERMINAT. \u0218i asta nu e tot!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em> Dac\u0103 persoana nepotrivit\u0103 te prinde cu persoana potrivit\u0103, atunci e\u0219ti COMPLET TERMINAT.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Bul\u0103, am spart ambele oglinzi laterale de la Logan.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Doamne fere\u0219te, Bubulino. Ambele, cum ai reu\u0219it?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Da, am\u00e2ndou\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Cum este posibil a\u0219a ceva?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103, la bra\u021b cu o domni\u021b\u0103 super-model, intr\u0103 \u00eentr-unul dintre cele mai scumpe magazine de bl\u0103nuri. \u2013 Ar\u0103ta\u021bi-mi cea mai scump\u0103 hain\u0103 de blan\u0103 pe care o ave\u021bi \u00een v\u00e2nzare. V\u00e2nz\u0103torul bucuros, pleac\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eentoarce cu o hain\u0103 extraordinar\u0103 din blan\u0103 de tigru siberian. 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