Un taran vine acas\u0103 mai devreme de la c\u00eemp \u015fi aude zgomote \u00een dormitor. Se duce \u00een fug\u0103 \u015fi-\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte nevasta dezbr\u0103cat\u0103 complet, \u00eentins\u0103 pe pat, transpirat\u0103 \u015fi g\u00eef\u00eeind\u2026
\u2013 Ce-i, m\u0103 nevast\u0103, ce ai?
\u2013 Am infarct, zice ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taranul d\u0103 s\u0103 fug\u0103 afar\u0103 s\u0103 cheme doctorul, c\u00eend copilul lui de 4 ani zice:
\u2013 Tat\u0103, tat\u0103, unchiu\u2019 Gheorghe este sub pat \u00een pielea goal\u0103\u2026
Taranul fuge \u00eenapoi, ridic\u0103 p\u0103tura \u015fi-l vede pe Gheorghe sub pat dezbr\u0103cat \u015fi zice:
\u2013 P\u0103i bine, m\u0103 nenorocitule, nevast\u0103-mea moare de inim\u0103 \u015fi tu umbli ca un bezmetic prin cas\u0103 \u00een pielea goal\u0103 de-mi sperii copilul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Luni dimineata, seful primeste un telefon la birou de la un angajat:
\u2013 Sefu\u2019, nu va suparati, n-am nici un chef de munca dupa weekend, dati-mi o zi libera, va rog!
\u2013 Hai, Mishule, fii om serios, avem o groaza de treburi de facut azi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mi se mai intampla si mie, dar stii cum fac?
Trag o partida buna cu nevasta-mea si ma inviorez extraordinar, capat o energie fantastica!
Hai, tinere, fa ca mine si vino la serviciu!
Peste 2 ore, seful il vede pe Mishu muncind cu un spor teribil, ca niciodata.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ai vazut, Mishule, ca se poate?
\u2013 Mare om esti, sefule! Cata dreptate ai avut! O partida cu nevasta-ta este energie curata\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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