{"id":1078,"date":"2024-05-29T14:48:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-29T14:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1078"},"modified":"2024-05-29T14:48:00","modified_gmt":"2024-05-29T14:48:00","slug":"o-tanara-vine-la-doctor-cu-un-bebelus-in-brate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1078","title":{"rendered":"O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 vine la doctor cu un bebelu\u015f \u00een bra\u0163e"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 vine la doctor cu un bebelu\u015f \u00een bra\u0163e.<br>T\u00c2N\u0102RA:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Domn doctor, cred c\u0103 micu\u0163ul e bolnav. De\u015fi m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103bine, a pierdut 300g \u00een ultima s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103.<br>DOCTORUL:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nicio grij\u0103, rezolv\u0103m. Suge la piept sau \u00eei da\u0163i laptepraf?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u00c2N\u0102RA:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; De la piept, domnule doctor.<br>DOCTORUL: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Atunci v\u0103 rog s\u0103 v\u0103 dezbr\u0103ca\u0163i ca s\u0103 v\u0103 examinez.<br>T\u00e2n\u0103ra \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 bluza jos, \u00ee\u015fi desface \u015fi sutienul.<br>Doctorul \u00eei palpeaz\u0103s\u00e2nii, o mulge, examineaz\u0103 \u00eendeaproape sf\u00e2rcurile \u015fi, \u00een cele din urm\u0103, nedumerit, pune gura \u015fi suge de la ambii s\u00e2ni. Apoi, radios,pune diagnosticul:<br>DOCTORUL:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 sl\u0103be\u015fte copilul, dumneavoastr\u0103 nuave\u0163i lapte, doamn\u0103!<br>T\u00c2N\u0102RA: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Normal. Eu sunt m\u0103tu\u015fa copilului, dar oricum, \u00eemi pare bine c\u0103 am venit cu el la dumneavoastr\u0103 !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 vine la doctor cu un bebelu\u015f \u00een bra\u0163e.T\u00c2N\u0102RA: &#8211; Domn doctor, cred c\u0103 micu\u0163ul e bolnav. De\u015fi m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103bine, a pierdut 300g \u00een ultima s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103.DOCTORUL: -Nicio grij\u0103, rezolv\u0103m. Suge la piept sau \u00eei da\u0163i laptepraf? T\u00c2N\u0102RA: &#8211; De la piept, domnule doctor.DOCTORUL: -Atunci v\u0103 rog s\u0103 v\u0103 dezbr\u0103ca\u0163i ca s\u0103 v\u0103 examinez.T\u00e2n\u0103ra \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 vine la doctor cu un bebelu\u015f \u00een bra\u0163e\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1078\" aria-label=\"Read more about O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 vine la doctor cu un bebelu\u015f \u00een bra\u0163e\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1079,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}