{"id":1068,"date":"2024-05-29T10:49:25","date_gmt":"2024-05-29T10:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1068"},"modified":"2024-05-29T10:49:25","modified_gmt":"2024-05-29T10:49:25","slug":"bula-se-duce-la-doctor-si-vrea-sa-i-spuna-ce-il-macina-dar-ii-e-cam-rusine-am-o-problema-dar-mi-e-cam-jena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1068","title":{"rendered":"Bula se duce la doctor si vrea sa-i spuna ce il macina dar ii e cam rusine: Am o problema dar mi-e cam jena.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_7150.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1069\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_7150.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_7150-250x300.jpeg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La farmacie vine o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 80 de ani cu o re\u0163et\u0103. Farmacistul o \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Re\u0163eta este pentru dvs.?<br>\u2013 Da.<br>\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 este o re\u0163et\u0103 de anticoncep\u0163ionale? Acestea nu v\u0103 fac nimic.<br>\u2013 Ba da, m\u0103 fac s\u0103 dorm lini\u015ftit\u0103.<br>\u2013 Cum a\u015fa?<br>\u2013 Iau c\u00e2te o pastil\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, o pisez \u015fi o dizolv \u00een paharul cu suc al nepoatei mele de 16 ani. A\u015fa dorm eu lini\u015ftit\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ceausescu si Gorbaciov sunt invitati la un dineu alaturi de presedinti ai altor tari. La dineu cei doi observa ca toate tacamurile sunt facute din aur. Cei doi isi propun sa fure macar o lingura. Gorbaciov:<br>\u2013 Dragii mei, uitati-va la aceste tablouri frumoase si valoroase\u2026<br>Toti se uita si in acel moment baga repede o lingura in buzunar.<br>Ceausescu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Vreti sa fac un numar de magie?<br>Toti: DAAA!!!<br>\u2013 Bine! Uite! Iau lingura asta de pe masa, o bag la mine in buzunar si o scot din buzunarul lui Gorbaciov.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec La farmacie vine o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 80 de ani cu o re\u0163et\u0103. Farmacistul o \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Re\u0163eta este pentru dvs.?\u2013 Da.\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 este o re\u0163et\u0103 de anticoncep\u0163ionale? Acestea nu v\u0103 fac nimic.\u2013 Ba da, m\u0103 fac s\u0103 dorm lini\u015ftit\u0103.\u2013 Cum a\u015fa?\u2013 Iau c\u00e2te o pastil\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, o pisez &#8230; <a title=\"Bula se duce la doctor si vrea sa-i spuna ce il macina dar ii e cam rusine: Am o problema dar mi-e cam jena..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1068\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula se duce la doctor si vrea sa-i spuna ce il macina dar ii e cam rusine: Am o problema dar mi-e cam jena..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}