{"id":1065,"date":"2024-05-29T10:06:33","date_gmt":"2024-05-29T10:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1065"},"modified":"2024-05-29T10:06:33","modified_gmt":"2024-05-29T10:06:33","slug":"tu-nevasta-este-adevarat-ca-ai-avut-mai-multi-barbati-inainte-sa-te-mariti-cu-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1065","title":{"rendered":"Tu\u00a0nevasta, este adevarat ca ai avut mai multi barbati inainte sa te mariti cu mine?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Tu&nbsp;<strong>nevasta<\/strong>, este adevarat ca ai avut mai multi barbati inainte sa te mariti cu mine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mai,&nbsp;<strong>barbate<\/strong>! Mai barbate! Mancare buna ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Haine&nbsp;<strong>curate&nbsp;<\/strong>ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013\u00a0<strong>Aseara\u00a0<\/strong>ti-a placut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi-a placut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da\u2019 alalta-seara ti-a placut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si inca cum!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai cum crezi tu ca se invata toate astea, la fara&nbsp;<strong>frecventa<\/strong>?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La \u015fcoal\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenca doi\u00a0<strong>iepuri\u00a0<\/strong>\u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri, c\u00e2\u0163i iepuri vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015eapte, doamna\u00a0<strong>\u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare<\/strong>!Profesoara nervoas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-N-ai \u00een\u0163eles Buli\u015for, fii atent: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau dou\u0103\u00a0<strong>mere\u00a0<\/strong>\u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, c\u00e2te mere vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015ease doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i vezi, \u015fi atunci de unde \u0163i-a dat \u0163ie \u015fapte iepuri?!\u2013 P\u0103i mai am unul\u00a0<strong>acas\u0103\u00a0<\/strong>doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Patru femei se laudau cu copiii lor.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fiul meu este preot. Este foarte respectat, zice prima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Al meu este si mai bine vazut, este&nbsp;<strong>episcop<\/strong>, se lauda a doua.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ei, al meu e cel mai reusit in viata, este\u00a0<strong>cardinal<\/strong>. Toata lumea il respecta, spune a treia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Imi pare rau, dar fiul meu e mai bine vazut ca ai vostri, spune a patra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ei, asta-i ! Doar nu e\u00a0<strong>Papa\u00a0<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, e stripper. Si cand se dezbraca, toata lumea spune \u201cDumnezeule !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tu&nbsp;nevasta, este adevarat ca ai avut mai multi barbati inainte sa te mariti cu mine? \u2013 Mai,&nbsp;barbate! Mai barbate! Mancare buna ai? \u2013 Am! \u2013 Haine&nbsp;curate&nbsp;ai? \u2013 Am! \u2013\u00a0Aseara\u00a0ti-a placut? Mi-a placut! \u2013 Da\u2019 alalta-seara ti-a placut? \u2013 Si inca cum!\u2026 \u2013 Pai cum crezi tu ca se invata toate astea, la fara&nbsp;frecventa?! 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