{"id":1058,"date":"2024-05-29T06:21:55","date_gmt":"2024-05-29T06:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1058"},"modified":"2024-05-29T06:21:55","modified_gmt":"2024-05-29T06:21:55","slug":"o-gagica-la-judecata-de-apoi-e-intrebata-de-dumnezeu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1058","title":{"rendered":"O gagic\u0103 la judecata de apoi e \u00eentrebat\u0103 de Dumnezeu:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>O gagic\u0103 la judecata de apoi e \u00eentrebat\u0103 de Dumnezeu:<br>\u2013 Ai p\u0103c\u0103tuit?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Ai b\u0103ut?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Ai fumat?<br>\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Ai preacurvit?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Bine. Petre, adu o pereche de aripi.<br>\u2013 Ohh\u2026 m\u0103 face\u0163i \u00eenger?<br>\u2013 Nu, g\u00e2sc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un b\u0103rbat c\u0103s\u0103torit, care avea trei copii, face ghidu\u0219ii \u00eentr-o noapte cu o vecin\u0103 din bloc.<br>Dup\u0103 nou\u0103 luni, aceasta d\u0103 na\u0219tere unui copil \u0219i vine la u\u0219a omului s\u0103-i spun\u0103 c\u0103 este tat\u0103l copilului.<br>Cea mai vehementa este, normal, sotia individului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Iubita mea, \u00ee\u021bi jur c\u0103 nu este copilul meu! Sunt gata s\u0103 fac orice ca s\u0103-\u021bi demonstrez. Uite, voi face testul de paternitate!<br>Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut.<br>Dup\u0103 efectuarea testului, a ie\u0219it urm\u0103torul rezultat: \u201eINDIVIDUL A FOST \u00ceNTOTDEAUNA STERIL\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajunge un tip in iad. Dracul de serviciu il informeaza ca un ultimul timp s-au facut imbunatatiri si ca urmare poate sa aleaga intre trei tipuri de tortura, dar odata aleasa tortura nu va putea fi schimbata decat peste 1000 de ani, cand i se vor da alte trei optiuni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>In prima camera un om era batut cu lanturi. Tipul merge mai departe si in urmatoarea camera un alt om era legat de maini si batut cu un bici cu aschii de fier la capat. Da din cap ca nu, iar in ultima camera un om era legat de perte iar o femeie cu forme sculpturale ii facea sex oral.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Vreau aici!<br>\u2013 Esti sigur? intreba necuratul.<br>\u2013 Da mi se pare cel mai usor de suportat.<br>Atunci dracul o bate pe umar pe femeie:<br>\u2013 Hei, ti-a venit inlocuitor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O gagic\u0103 la judecata de apoi e \u00eentrebat\u0103 de Dumnezeu:\u2013 Ai p\u0103c\u0103tuit?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Ai b\u0103ut?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Ai fumat?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Ai preacurvit?\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Bine. Petre, adu o pereche de aripi.\u2013 Ohh\u2026 m\u0103 face\u0163i \u00eenger?\u2013 Nu, g\u00e2sc\u0103. 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