{"id":1038,"date":"2024-05-28T12:50:01","date_gmt":"2024-05-28T12:50:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2024-05-28T12:50:01","modified_gmt":"2024-05-28T12:50:01","slug":"un-client-o-intreaba-pe-vanzatoarechiloti-avetinu-aaaa-pai-d-aia-este","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1038","title":{"rendered":"Un client o intreaba pe vanzatoare:Chiloti aveti?Nu! Aaaa pai d-aia este\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"663\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_0043-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1039\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_0043-1.jpeg 960w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_0043-1-300x207.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_0043-1-768x530.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Avea Bul\u0101 o secretar\u0103 mi\u015fto.<br>Inc\u0101izit, se apropie de ea \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103 gale\u015f:<br>\u2013 Dac\u0103-\u021bi dau 100 de euro \u00ee\u021bi dai bluza jos?<br>\u2013 Da.<br>\u2013 Dac\u0103-\u021bi dau 200 de euro \u00ee\u021bi dai chilo\u021bii jos?<br>\u2013 Da, sigur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Innebunit Bul\u0103, ame\u021bit de succesul pe care il are cu ea, o \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 \u0218i c\u00e2t vrei pentru o partid\u0103 de amor?<br>\u2013 50 de euro, ca toat\u00e2 lumea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula:<br>\u2013 Domnule doctor, ce ave\u021bi pentru ridurile mele?<br>Doctorul:<br>\u2013 Cel mai profund respect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>O tipa merge la un magazin alimentar si intreaba:<br>\u2013 Buna ziua, fiti amabila, aveti paine?<br>\u2013 Da avem, de care doriti?<br>\u2013 Pai aveti mai multe feluri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Da, de azi, de ieri si de alaltaieri.<br>\u2013 Bineinteles ca doresc una de azi!<br>\u2013 Reveniti va rog peste 2 zile!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce faci ba? Mergem s\u0103 bem o bere?<br>\u2013 Sunt taic\u0103-s\u0103u, alt\u0103 intrebare?!<br>\u2013 Veni\u021bi \u0219i dv. cu noi?<br>\u2013 Da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avea Bul\u0101 o secretar\u0103 mi\u015fto.Inc\u0101izit, se apropie de ea \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103 gale\u015f:\u2013 Dac\u0103-\u021bi dau 100 de euro \u00ee\u021bi dai bluza jos?\u2013 Da.\u2013 Dac\u0103-\u021bi dau 200 de euro \u00ee\u021bi dai chilo\u021bii jos?\u2013 Da, sigur. Innebunit Bul\u0103, ame\u021bit de succesul pe care il are cu ea, o \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 \u0218i c\u00e2t vrei pentru o partid\u0103 de amor?\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Un client o intreaba pe vanzatoare:Chiloti aveti?Nu! Aaaa pai d-aia este\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1038\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un client o intreaba pe vanzatoare:Chiloti aveti?Nu! Aaaa pai d-aia este\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1040,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}