{"id":1026,"date":"2024-05-28T09:03:30","date_gmt":"2024-05-28T09:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1026"},"modified":"2024-05-28T09:03:30","modified_gmt":"2024-05-28T09:03:30","slug":"bula-avea-o-colega-de-birou-buna-in-draci-dar-din-pacate-nedisponibila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1026","title":{"rendered":"Bula avea o colega de birou buna \u00een draci, dar din pacate nedisponibila"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bula avea o colega de birou buna \u00een draci, dar din pacate nedisponibila.O sorbea din priviri \u00een fiecare zi si crapa de necaz ca nu-i poate face nimic. \u00centr-o zi ajunge at\u00e2t de frustrat \u00eenc\u00e2t se duce direct la ea si \u00eei spune deschis \u00een fata:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Esti o femeie superba si \u00eemi doresc foarte mult sa te am macar o data. Uite, daca ma lasi o singura data sa ti-o pun, \u00eeti dau 500 de euro.Tipa refuza fara sa stea pe g\u00e2nduri. Bula insista, explic\u00e2ndu-i ca totul se va termina repede:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Eu stau \u00een spatele tau, arunc banii pe podea, tu te apleci sa-i iei si p\u00e2na i-ai ridicat eu am si terminat treaba.Tipa sta si se g\u00e2ndeste o secunda, dupa care spune ca trebuie sa se consulte cu prietenul ei si \u00eel suna. Aluia, c\u00e2nd aude despre ce e vorba, \u00eei sticlesc ochii si-i vine o idee:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Cere-i 1000 EURO si ridica rapid banii de jos, asa nu va avea timp nici macar sa-si dea pantalonii jos. Gagica e de acord si accepta propunerea. Dupa vreo jumatate de ora prietenul ei \u00eencepe sa-si faca griji nemaiprimind nici o veste si la un moment dat o suna el s-o \u00eentrebe ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat.<br>Tipa raspunde g\u00e2f\u00e2ind si, printre gemete, \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 \u201eNemernicul a folosit monede,de 10 centi&#8230;!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr\u0103 Bul\u0103 val-v\u00e2rtej \u00eentr-un salon de tatuaje, \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 pantalonii jos \u015fi zice:<br>\u2013 Vreau s\u0103-mi tatua\u0163i numele prietenei mele pe scul\u0103!Tipul de acolo examineaz\u0103 atent masa de lucru \u015fi-i spune:<br>\u2013 Sper din tot sufletul c\u0103 o cheam\u0103 Ana sau Mia\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula avea o colega de birou buna \u00een draci, dar din pacate nedisponibila.O sorbea din priviri \u00een fiecare zi si crapa de necaz ca nu-i poate face nimic. \u00centr-o zi ajunge at\u00e2t de frustrat \u00eenc\u00e2t se duce direct la ea si \u00eei spune deschis \u00een fata: \u2013 Esti o femeie superba si \u00eemi doresc foarte &#8230; <a title=\"Bula avea o colega de birou buna \u00een draci, dar din pacate nedisponibila\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1026\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula avea o colega de birou buna \u00een draci, dar din pacate nedisponibila\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1027,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}