{"id":1022,"date":"2024-05-28T08:27:56","date_gmt":"2024-05-28T08:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1022"},"modified":"2024-05-28T08:27:56","modified_gmt":"2024-05-28T08:27:56","slug":"vine-o-doamna-pa-ginecolog-se-aseaza-pe-scaun-desface-picioarele-si-le-pune-pe-stativ-doctorul-se-uita-la-ea-si-i-spune-mai-susdoamna-ridica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1022","title":{"rendered":"Vine o doamna pa ginecolog se aseaza pe scaun desface picioarele si le pune pe stativ. Doctorul se uita la ea si-i spune: Mai sus\u2026Doamna ridica\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"780\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_7525-1024x780-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_7525-1024x780-1.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_7525-1024x780-1-300x229.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_7525-1024x780-1-768x585.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Screenshot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-un process de divort, judecatorul o intreaba pe reclamanta:<br>\u2013 Doamna, sunteti sigura de ceea ce cereti? Doriti divortul pentru compatibilitate de caractere? Nu ar putea fi contrariul?<br>Femeia raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Nu, domnule judecator! Este pentru compatibilitate: Mie imi plac filmele, sotului meu la fel! Imi place sa merg la plaja, si lui de asemeneal! Imi place sa merg la teatru, el la fel! Mie imi plac barbatii, si lui la fel!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00centr-un autobuz supraaglomerat se aude o voce iritat\u0103 de femeie:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule, ce faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lini\u015fte. Dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103 iar\u0103\u015fi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule, ce faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iar\u0103\u015fi pauz\u0103. A treia oar\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule, ce faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De undeva din spate se aude o voce:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai, domnule, nu ne mai chinui, spune ce faci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iubitule am o veste proasta. Nu stiu cum sa iti spun\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Spune<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Te-am inselat cu seful!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ceee? Poti sa repeti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Repet, stai linistit, dar sapatamana viitoare ca pana atunci e plecat in teritoriu,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>-Vreau sa ne despartim. Nu ma mai regasesc in aceasta relatie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OK<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu suferi?Lasa-ma in pace ca am pierdut 10 lei si nu ii mai gasesc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-un process de divort, judecatorul o intreaba pe reclamanta:\u2013 Doamna, sunteti sigura de ceea ce cereti? Doriti divortul pentru compatibilitate de caractere? Nu ar putea fi contrariul?Femeia raspunde: \u2013 Nu, domnule judecator! Este pentru compatibilitate: Mie imi plac filmele, sotului meu la fel! Imi place sa merg la plaja, si lui de asemeneal! Imi place &#8230; <a title=\"Vine o doamna pa ginecolog se aseaza pe scaun desface picioarele si le pune pe stativ. Doctorul se uita la ea si-i spune: Mai sus\u2026Doamna ridica\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1022\" aria-label=\"Read more about Vine o doamna pa ginecolog se aseaza pe scaun desface picioarele si le pune pe stativ. 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