{"id":1016,"date":"2024-05-27T20:17:50","date_gmt":"2024-05-27T20:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1016"},"modified":"2024-05-27T20:17:50","modified_gmt":"2024-05-27T20:17:50","slug":"ma-fetelor-daca-va-dau-o-bomboana-ma-lasati-sa-va-pun-mana-pe-picioare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1016","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103 fetelor, dac\u0103 v\u0103 dau o bomboan\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 pun m\u00e2na pe picioare?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dou\u0103 blonde pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc. Se apropie de ele un necunoscut, se \u00eenv\u00e2rte ce se \u00eenv\u00e2rte pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele \u0219i, la un moment dat zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 M\u0103 fetelor, dac\u0103 v\u0103 dau o bomboan\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 pun m\u00e2na pe picioare?<br>\u2013 Da, sigur, nu e nici o problem\u0103!<br>Se mai g\u00e2nde\u0219te asta ce se mai g\u00e2nde\u0219te \u0219i zice:<br>\u2013 M\u0103 fetelor, dac\u0103 v\u0103 dau o bomboan\u0103 m\u0103 lasa\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 pun m\u00e2na pe s\u00e2ni:<br>\u2013 Da, sigur, nu ne sup\u0103r\u0103m!<br>A treia oara:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 M\u0103 fetelor, dac\u0103 v\u0103 dau o bomboan\u0103 ma lasa\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 s\u0103rut?<br>Da, cum sa nu, se rezolv\u0103!<br>Mai sta tipul pe ganduri, la care una \u00eei zice celeilalte:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Hai, fa, draq, de-aici, ca p\u00e2n\u0103 ajunge asta sa ne f\u2026 d\u0103m in diabet!<br>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel ii spune mamei:<br>\u2013 Mama, ieri dupa ce-ai plecat de-acasa, a venit o tanti blonda si frumoasa si s-a dus cu tata in camera si\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel ii spune mamei:<br>\u2013 Mama, ieri dupa ce-ai plecat de-acasa, a venit o tanti blonda si frumoasa si s-a dus cu tata in camera si\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mama-sa il intrerupe:<br>\u2013 Stii ce, sa repeti asta cand vine taica-tu acasa!<br>Ajunge acasa tatal, mama ii face semn copilului, iar acesta reia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Si cum iti spuneam, mama, ieri cand tu n-ai fost acasa, a venit o tanti blonda si s-a dus cu tata in camera si<br>\u2013 Si? Si?? Si?, intreaba mama nerabdatoare.<br>\u2013 Si tata a tavalit-o-n pat exact asa cum te tavaleste pe tine postasul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dou\u0103 blonde pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc. Se apropie de ele un necunoscut, se \u00eenv\u00e2rte ce se \u00eenv\u00e2rte pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele \u0219i, la un moment dat zice: \u2013 M\u0103 fetelor, dac\u0103 v\u0103 dau o bomboan\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 pun m\u00e2na pe picioare?\u2013 Da, sigur, nu e nici o problem\u0103!Se mai g\u00e2nde\u0219te asta ce se &#8230; <a title=\"M\u0103 fetelor, dac\u0103 v\u0103 dau o bomboan\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 pun m\u00e2na pe picioare?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1016\" aria-label=\"Read more about M\u0103 fetelor, dac\u0103 v\u0103 dau o bomboan\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 pun m\u00e2na pe picioare?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1017,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}