{"id":1005,"date":"2024-05-27T17:06:41","date_gmt":"2024-05-27T17:06:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1005"},"modified":"2024-05-27T17:06:41","modified_gmt":"2024-05-27T17:06:41","slug":"maricica-nu-vrei-sa-facem-copii-impreunaba-da-dar-nu-prea-stiu-cum-nu-i-nimic-iti-arat-eu-imediat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1005","title":{"rendered":"Maricica, nu vrei s\u0103 facem copii \u00eempreun\u0103?Ba da. Dar nu prea \u0219tiu cum.-Nu-i nimic, \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t eu imediat."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maricica, nu vrei s\u0103 facem copii \u00eempreun\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ba da. Dar nu prea \u0219tiu cum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu-i nimic, \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t eu imediat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E ca \u0219i cum amesteci cu f\u0103c\u0103le\u021bul \u00eentr-un ceaun ca s\u0103 faci m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 bun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A fost minunat! Dar unde e coplilul?, \u00eentreab\u0103 ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ei, copilul trebuie s\u0103 \u00eel a\u0219tept\u0103m \u00eenc\u0103 nou\u0103 luni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da? Atunci de ce ne-am oprit din amestecat?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Trei moldoveni la ora\u015f se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc dup\u0103 o perioada de timp pentru a-\u015fi \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015fi experien\u0163ele:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce bine era la&nbsp;<strong>\u0163ar\u0103<\/strong>, m\u0103! Pe jos sc\u00e2ndurile erau drepte \u015fi puteam lini\u015ftit s\u0103 merg dintr-un cap\u2019 \u00een altul al camerei. Aici la ora\u015f ame\u0163esc s\u0103 tot urm\u0103resc \u015fipcile alea mici de pe jos!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cen fiecare sear\u0103 c\u00e2nd vin\u00a0<strong>acas\u0103\u00a0<\/strong>trebuie s\u0103 scol din somn trei vecini pentru c\u0103 pe lift scrie \u201cNumai pentru patru persoane!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu sunt cel mai n\u0103p\u0103stuit. De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd mi se f\u0103cea sete acas\u0103 m\u0103 duceam la ci\u015fmea \u015fi beam dup\u0103 poft\u0103. Acum m\u0103 duc, trag de\u00a0<strong>funie\u00a0<\/strong>\u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 pun gura la ap\u0103 s\u0103 \u015fi termin\u0103 \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 a\u015ftept iar s\u0103 se umple\u00a0<strong>g\u0103leata<\/strong>, iar trag de funie, dar tot a\u015fa p\u0103\u0163esc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blond\u0103 se urca \u00eentr-un taxi \u0219i \u00eei zice \u0219oferului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu am bani s\u0103 v\u0103 platesc drumul dar am o urgenta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine rezolv\u0103m noi cumva! zise taximetristul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cam dup\u0103 5 km de cand pornisera la drum, taximetristul opri ma\u0219ina si scoase o p\u0103tur\u0103 din portbagaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai! Pune-te jos!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule nu pot face asta! Am un so\u021b \u0219i 2 copii acasa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218i eu am o so\u021bie, 3 copii si 15 iepuri! Hai, adun\u0103 lucerna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merg doi soti scotieni in luna de mierela un restaurant chinezesc  C\u00e2nd vede chelnerul ca mananca doar sotul o intreaba pe sotia acestuia:<br>\u2013 Doamna, dumneavoastra de ce nu mancati, sunt probleme cu mancarea?<br>\u2013 Ah, nicidecum, astept ca sa termine sotul meu pentru a-mi imprumuta proteza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maricica, nu vrei s\u0103 facem copii \u00eempreun\u0103? Ba da. Dar nu prea \u0219tiu cum. -Nu-i nimic, \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t eu imediat. E ca \u0219i cum amesteci cu f\u0103c\u0103le\u021bul \u00eentr-un ceaun ca s\u0103 faci m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 bun\u0103. Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103: A fost minunat! Dar unde e coplilul?, \u00eentreab\u0103 ea. -Ei, copilul trebuie s\u0103 \u00eel a\u0219tept\u0103m \u00eenc\u0103 nou\u0103 luni. &#8230; <a title=\"Maricica, nu vrei s\u0103 facem copii \u00eempreun\u0103?Ba da. Dar nu prea \u0219tiu cum.-Nu-i nimic, \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t eu imediat.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1005\" aria-label=\"Read more about Maricica, nu vrei s\u0103 facem copii \u00eempreun\u0103?Ba da. 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