{"id":1001,"date":"2024-05-27T16:47:39","date_gmt":"2024-05-27T16:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1001"},"modified":"2024-05-27T16:47:39","modified_gmt":"2024-05-27T16:47:39","slug":"de-ce-plangi-ma-gheorghi-socru-meu-si-o-facut-operatie-de-schimbare-dena-si-pai-ma-amu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1001","title":{"rendered":"De ce plangi ma Gheorghi?? Socru meu si-o facut operatie de schimbare de\u2026Na si?? Pai ma!! Amu\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"521\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_4860-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1002\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_4860-1.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/img_4860-1-288x300.jpeg 288w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un cioban st\u0103tea sprijinit \u00een b\u00e2t\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u00e2ta era cam lung\u0103 \u015fi ciobanul st\u0103tea un pic pe v\u00e2rfuri. Un turist \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bade parc\u0103 e cam lung\u0103 b\u00e2ta aia\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Roboto, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; white-space-collapse: collapse;\">\u00a0\u2013 Cam lung\u0103\u2026<\/span><p style=\"box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 1.5em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Roboto, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; white-space-collapse: collapse;\">\u2013 \u015ei de ce nu tai o bucat\u0103 din ea?<\/p><p style=\"box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 1.5em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Roboto, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; white-space-collapse: collapse;\">\u2013 M-am g\u00e2ndit eu s\u0103 tai o bucat\u0103 din ea, dar vezi tu, aici unde \u0163in eu m\u00e2inile, pretinu de la care o am o f\u0103cut ni\u015fte modele cu bri\u015fca \u015fi mi-e p\u0103cat s\u0103 le tai.<\/p><p style=\"box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 1.5em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Roboto, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; white-space-collapse: collapse;\">\u2013 Dar de ce nu tai de jos bade?<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0Doar nu mi-s nebun, c\u0103 aici sus mi-i lung\u0103, nu jos<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen barul din padure aglomeratie mare\u2026Intra iepurasu\u2019 si striga:<br>\u2013 Doua beri si sa c\u00e2nte muzica!<br>Vulpea se scoala de la o masa:<br>\u2013 Bai iepurasule, ce ma, te-ai facut jmecher?!? De ce strigi ba??.<br>Iepurasu\u2019 \u00eei raspunde calm:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ce vrei ba nenorocito? Hai afara sa ne ardem!.<br>Ies afara, se aud bubuituri si intra numai iepurele:<br>\u2013 Doua beri si sa c\u00e2nte muzica!<br>Se ridica si lupul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Ce vrei ma? Tu crezi ca daca ti-a mers cu vulpea esti tare? Hai afara sa-ti arat \u2018Mortal Kombat 4\u2019!<br>Ies astia, dupa 5 minute intra numai iepurele. De data asta protesteaza ursul\u2026etc\u2026aceeasi poveste\u2026intra iepurele si striga:<br>\u2013 Doua beri si sa c\u00e2nte muzica!<br>Se deschide usa si intra LEUL:<br>\u2013 Sa fie \u2018Bergenbier\u2019, ca sunt cu cumnata-miu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Roboto, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; white-space-collapse: collapse; float: none; margin: 10px 0px; text-align: center;\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3844208720654869\" data-ad-slot=\"3795851107\" data-ad-format=\"auto\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\" data-adsbygoogle-status=\"done\" data-ad-status=\"filled\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; text-decoration-line: none; display: block; height: 200px; width: 776px;\"><div id=\"aswift_5_host\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; border: none; height: 200px; width: 776px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; visibility: visible; background-color: transparent; display: inline-block; overflow: hidden;\"><\/div><\/ins><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un cioban st\u0103tea sprijinit \u00een b\u00e2t\u0103. B\u00e2ta era cam lung\u0103 \u015fi ciobanul st\u0103tea un pic pe v\u00e2rfuri. Un turist \u00eei spune: \u2013 Bade parc\u0103 e cam lung\u0103 b\u00e2ta aia\u2026 \u00a0\u2013 Cam lung\u0103\u2026 \u2013 \u015ei de ce nu tai o bucat\u0103 din ea? \u2013 M-am g\u00e2ndit eu s\u0103 tai o bucat\u0103 din ea, dar vezi tu, &#8230; <a title=\"De ce plangi ma Gheorghi?? Socru meu si-o facut operatie de schimbare de\u2026Na si?? Pai ma!! Amu\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1001\" aria-label=\"Read more about De ce plangi ma Gheorghi?? Socru meu si-o facut operatie de schimbare de\u2026Na si?? Pai ma!! 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