Un tip suna la usa unui apartament.
– Doamna, dumneata stiti sa faceti dragoste?Tipa ii tranteste usa in fata. A doua zi, tipul suna iar la ușă.Femeia, stiindu-si sotul dupa usa, raspunde cu curaj:
– Da, domnule, stiu sa fac dragoste!
– Atunci ar fi cazul sa mai faci si cu barbatu-tau din cand in cand, ca s-o mai lase in pace pe nevasta-mea…
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Un tip si-o tipa in pat, actiune din greu. Dintr-o data se aude o frana de masina in fata casei. Atunci, tipul sare din pat, isi ia hainele in brate, tipa ii deschide geamul, iar asta sare și fuge….
Dupa un timp se aude un ciocanit la ușă.
Tipa deschide, in usa … tipul cu hainele in brate:
– Ma nevasta, da’ stresati mai suntem !
În barul din padure aglomeratie mare…Intra iepurasu’ si striga:
– Doua beri si sa cânte muzica!
Vulpea se scoala de la o masa:
– Bai iepurasule, ce ma, te-ai facut jmecher?!? De ce strigi ba??.
Iepurasu’ îi raspunde calm:
– Ce vrei ba nenorocito? Hai afara sa ne ardem!.
Ies afara, se aud bubuituri si intra numai iepurele:
– Doua beri si sa cânte muzica!
Se ridica si lupul:
Ce vrei ma? Tu crezi ca daca ti-a mers cu vulpea esti tare? Hai afara sa-ti arat ‘Mortal Kombat 4’!
Ies astia, dupa 5 minute intra numai iepurele. De data asta protesteaza ursul…etc…aceeasi poveste…intra iepurele si striga:
– Doua beri si sa cânte muzica!
Se deschide usa si intra LEUL:
– Sa fie ‘Bergenbier’, ca sunt cu cumnata-miu!
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