În barul din padure aglomeratie mare…Intra iepurasu’ si striga:
– Doua beri si sa cânte muzica!
Vulpea se scoala de la o masa:
– Bai iepurasule, ce ma, te-ai facut jmecher?!? De ce strigi ba??.
Iepurasu’ îi raspunde calm:
– Ce vrei ba nenorocito? Hai afara sa ne ardem!.
Ies afara, se aud bubuituri si intra numai iepurele:
– Doua beri si sa cânte muzica!
Se ridica si lupul:
Ce vrei ma? Tu crezi ca daca ti-a mers cu vulpea esti tare? Hai afara sa-ti arat ‘Mortal Kombat 4’!
Ies astia, dupa 5 minute intra numai iepurele. De data asta protesteaza ursul…etc…aceeasi poveste…intra iepurele si striga:
– Doua beri si sa cânte muzica!
Se deschide usa si intra LEUL:
– Sa fie ‘Bergenbier’, ca sunt cu cumnata-miu!
CITEȘTE ȘI URMATORUL BANC ⏬
Se duce o blonda la cazino si zice:
– Vreau sa pariez pe 2 numere, dar ca sa castig trebuie sa ma dezbrac.
Toti sunt de acord, se dezbraca si arunca zarurile.
– Am castigat, am castigat, incepe sa se bucure ea. Ia banii si pleaca.
La care dealerul zice catre celalalt:
– Tu ai vazut zarurile pe care le-a aruncat ?
– Nu, creadeam ca le-ai vazut tu, spuse celalalt dealerp
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