Ion îi povestește lui Vasile:
– Vasile, am fost in Turcia la all inclusive, exceptional: mananci cat vrei, bei cat vrei, cu bar la piscina, lux mare.
Da’ sa vezi ce faza patesc: Ma duc intr-o dimineata la micul dejun, Maria mea ramane in camera.
.Cand ma intorc, ia-o pe Maria de unde nu-i.
O caut peste tot, ma panichez, ma duc la receptie si aflu ca e in camera la Antonio Banderas. Ma duc acolo, bat la usa, deschide Antonio.
Antonio, barbat bine: inalt, frumos, plin de muschi, brunet, ochi albastri, fara pic de burta. Cand colo, iese Maria mea dezbracata din baie!
Cu tatele vai mama ei, curu lasat, cearcane ……. ba, mi-a fost o rusine de omul ala …
CITEȘTE ȘI URMATORUL BANC ⏬
Un barbat se casatoreste si vine acasa isi ia sotia si soacra si le zice:
– Fiti atente sa va zic programul meu. Cand vin acasa vreau sa mananc si vreau sa gasesc mancarea nici prea calda nici prea rece
La care sotia: ietete! La care soacra:
– Ietete!!
La care barbatul:
– Nici un ietete, eu sunt barbatul eu comand.
– Dupa ce mananc vreau sa fac baie si vreau sa gasesc apa nici prea calda nici prea rece in cada.
La care sotia:
– Ietete!
La care soacra: ietete! La care barbatul:
– Nici un ietete, eu sunt barbatul eu comand.
– Dupa ce fac baie vrea sa imi citesc ziarul si vrea la fotoliu sa imi aduceti papucii de casa.
La care sotia: Ietete! La care soacra:
– Ietete!
La care barbatul:
– Nici un ietete, eu sunt barbatul eu comand.
– Dupa ce imi citesc ziarul vreau sa ma culc, pana la 12 noaptea dorm cu sotia, dupa 12 noaptea dorm cu soacra.
La care sotia:
– Ietete!
La care soacra:
-Nici un ietete, el este barbatul el comanda.
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