Dom’ doctor, nevasta-mea nu mai vrea deloc sa se culce cu mine!
– Vreau sa vorbesc si eu cu sotia dumitale sa vedem ce se intampla.
Vine femeia la care doctorul o intreaba
– E adevarat ce mi-a spus barbatul dumneavoastra? De ce nu vreti sa intretineti relatii cu el?..
– Domnule doctor, sunt foarte obosita. Toata ziua lucrez.
Dimineata sar intr-un taxi si ma duc la serviciu. Cind ajung, taximetristul ma intreaba: „Facem socoteala sau…”. Ca sa fac si eu ceva economie, aleg „sau”.
Ajung la serviciu, seful imi zice: „Sa stii ca iar ai intirziat. Ce facem, iti taiem din salariu, sau?… Bine’nteles, aleg „sau”. Dupa lucru, obosita ma urc intr-un taxi si ce sa vezi acelasi lucru…
Doctorul:
– Ei, ce parere aveti, ii spunem sotului, sau ?…
CITEȘTE ȘI URMATORUL BANC ⏬
Ceaușescu se hotărăște să mărească salariile.
La cei cu facultate, le mărește cu 15%, la cei cu liceul le dă 10% iar la cei care au doar școala generală le dă 5%.
– Cum îți dai seama ce studii are fiecare? întreabă Leana.
– Dacă întreb “Ești român?” atunci cel cu facultate răspunde ” Yes”, cel cu liceul răspunde ”Da”, iar cel cu 4 clase răspunde “Îhî”.
-Ai înțeles?
– Îhi
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